III: "Tell him what he's won, Rod." "It's a new TOY!"

I have taken the wireless plunge and purchased a laptop. Mostly because I sit in my hotel room on work nights and get bored senseless. All the T.V. programs are in German and, frankly, that shit is hard to understand. Sure, the late nite stuff is all ads for the German version of '900-' numbers and there are lots of tits, but still(!) between the hours of six and midnight it's just painful.

Now I can come home after a hard day of modeling and, instead of watching television I don't understand, I can surf the web, and blog, and catch up on Facebook, and play games, etc etc etc. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it's a pricey toy, but what else am I going to spend my hard-earned money on? Also, I can now take pics with my handy dandy digital camera and post them, at least I assume I can post on blogger.

The only thing I lack is access to Lord of the Rings Online (a MMORPG). I left the software in Virginia, shazzbat! Not that I can't break down and buy another copy here.